readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown


Anonymous asked:"omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???"

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material




thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.


"Other people are not medicine."
— It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via who-cares—anyway)



zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa


"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."

International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article. (via kenyabenyagurl)

The violation of women is treated less seriously than the theft of her belongings. From this, we can gather that our physical and mental well-being is not considered to be as valuable as tangible property.

In other words, women are *less* important than objects.

(via llamajun)